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AMERICA is a country with BALLS. Right?

I know we have some, just look at our young Men and Women over in Iraq.

They are risking there life's everyday so we can live it up over here.

Shame on all of you that say we should surrender and come home.

How many times as Americans are we going to go back on our word.

How soon you forget 9-11 and what the enemy did to us that sad day.

It is a sad day when the enemy that has killed our brave soldiers is felt sorry for because someone put underwear on there fucking heads.

I am so sick of hearing I support the troops but not the War.

If you support the troops you have to support the Job they do you jerks.

You may not like the war but that is just tuff shit.

I sure bet you like sitting at home in front of the TV watching you favorite Liberal asshole speaking.

If you don't want your troops over there move to France.

Those pussy never had any balls and never will. I am sure we will have to go over there again someday and save them. I bet they will let us fly over there land then!

The next time your in the car singing to the radio as you drive to dinner for a nice night out.

Just take one minute to pray for the young Men and Women over in Iraq that are doing the most unselfish job in the USA every day.

We do not need to bring the troops home.

All we need to do is show them we are proud of them all.

PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND AND YOU WILL GET SHOT IN THE ASS.

Top List of the Biggest Assholes in the USA.

1. Michael Moore

Michael fucking fat ass Moore.

This is the biggest piece of shit in the USA today.

Everything that comes out of this shit heads lips are just lies. I bet this shit for brains wouldn't fight if the Enemy was at his own front door.

This fat ass wants the government to run our health care. He says it would be much better like Canadas health care. When the fuck was the last time Mike saw a doctor in Canada? Even if he had who the fuck really cares. Sorry but I just can not believe someone that wieghs over 300 lbs cares enough about health to give a rats ass about ours.

Drop a 100lbs and get back to us on that one Porky.

2. Bill Maher

Mr. New rule

His show is the same every week.

First he finds some dumb ass Democrats, that are still living in the seventies.

Next tell a few Bush jokes that are older than he is.

Throw in a few doctored up pictures of some heads on other peoples bodies.

and last his good OLD new rule jokes?

Ok Bill here are a few of mine and they are not meant to be funny.

New rule ... If you watch CNN you can not vote in the USA. (Still ok in Mexico)

New rule ... If you like Bill Maher you can not have children.

New rule ... All Democrat men must have sex with Hilary.

New rule ... Bill Maher has to go last.

New rule ... All registered Democrats must be tested for Down syndrome.

New rule ... All persons with Down syndrome, must help Democrats in the voting booths.

New rule ... All illegal aliens must have sex with Bill Maher. (Men only)

3. Rosie O'donnell

Its a Women, No its a Man, No its a peace of Shit.

How the hell can anyone with a brain listen to anything this Asshole has to say.

Just another big mouth fat ass with an open microphone having her say and no one there to shove it down her throat. Pussy Licker

News flash

Rose says she use to break her bones with a bat. WHAT!

I knew she was nuts but this is way to crazy for me.

I only wish she would have used the bat on her big fat mouth.

Bat Girl

Porky

4. Hilary Clinton

With a voice that could break glass, she is the top runner for the big P from the big D. This is one scary Bitch. Lets really see what we have here.

1. She doesn't have any morals. Your morals are judged by what you feel is right. By staying with her Husband after he had his cock sucked off while at work is pretty damn immoral. And yes it is SEX sorry Billy Boy.

2. Does she still have a period? I pray not.

3. She is married to Bill Clinton. One of the biggest peace of shit Presidents this country ever had. He could be a bad influence on the Bitch.

4. Can she speak without yelling? Answer - No.

I think Hilary would be better off staying at home to make sure Billy isn't out getting head from the young girls on the block.

Bitch definition --- a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person. President?

Cliton

5. Jesse Jackson

Damn Jesse is their a guilty black man in America?

Just as soon as a black man is blamed for some crime, your there with your fat head saying the whites are trying to bring another brother down.

I know you want to get your dumb ass on TV all the time, but why don't you give it a rest for a year or two.

Please, we all need a break from you, Whites and Blacks.

You sure give a different meaning to Blackmale, or is it Blackmail?

Mr.Extort Jackson

The come back Kid

When a guy like Dennis Miller

can come around I guess it is almost possible for anyone to. It wasn't long ago that Dennis was a lost soul and I have too say I hated him. Now he has come around to be one of my most liked guys that gets media time. Keep up the good work Dennis, we are very pleased to have you.

Dennis Miller

6. Tom Cruise

Their is talk around Hollywood that Tom is going to star in the new movie.

Little People Big World

It is going to be about one little pissed off dwarf that hates people with brains.

Tom says "this will be very easy for me to play" First I am a little fucker and second not having a brain of my own its really easy to hate people that do.

We have nothing against dwarfs, but Tom is giving the dwarf community a bad name.

You would think he would be out trying to get people too understand how hard it can be to live in a world made for taller people. And just how hard it is at times to be a dwarf.

(RETRACTION) We made a mistake and have to change something. Tom is not a dwarf he is a midget, were very sorry for this mistake. What we would like Tom talking about from now on is, how to help dwarfs like himself. And what we all can do to help make dwarfs life's easier in a tall world.

We thought Tom was going to leave the USA if Bush got Re-elected, but I guess he changed his mind. You can find him hiding under Hilary's dress.

Mini Me

Pussy

Are Republicans smarter than Democrats?

Answer

YES

If you don't know why your a Democrat.

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We support our troops

And the War.

We support are President.

We support our people

All our people that are citizens.

We support Freedom.

We support the right to live,

for the born and unborn alike.

My view of America

USA = FREEDOM

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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Are you fucking kidding me!

What the fuck is going on here even letting this fucking piece of shit into our country at all.

I can't even talk about this I am so upset.

Nice move Columbia University

Anyone that give so much as a red cent to this University should stop it right NOW!

Fuck me what a nightmare.

Barry Manilow Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Now who ever thought this guy was a pussy? Barry says he is scared of Elisabeth and I for one feel sorry for him. Most guys would give there left nut just to sit next to this hottie, but Barry is scared. I think the real reason for Barry's fear goes much deeper than what he is telling. Could it be that his makeup job just isn't as pretty as Elisabeth's and she have nicer legs? Come on Barry tell the truth, you just wanted to be the prettiest face on the show.

I am sure if Barry would have gone on The View with Elisabeth there, she would have ripped his ass up real damn good and sent him off the stage crying. Yes we love Elisabeth, she sent that fat ass, big mouth, gay, pussy licking, Rosie running for the hills. We are sure Barry would have been no match for her and he would have cried his little sad eyes out for all of us to see. Way to go Elisabeth for stopping us all from having to see Barry melting down.

Yourconfessions.org predicts that Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be President of the USA some day.